A few days ago people at that big house where you know who stays were shocked to hear loud cries and moaning from the room where the great man sleeps.
A guard who shall remain nameless but whose name resembles Wafula, spoke with us on condition of anonymity. He told us
Huyu chamaa amelia Eloi Eloi usiku mzima kutoka usiku mpaka mchana.
We investigated further. It turns out that people forgot the birthday of the country’s King and went about their business. On social media people even went ahead and spent the entire day cursing him.
To be fair, Karen Nyamu sent profuse birthday wishes whereas people converged on her wall and insulted her.
Man, life is hard. Here are a few insults we at Rafeekee saw 👀 with our own eyes 👀
