As narrated by Mary Njuguna
The dossier I have on this short faka can complete a best selling novel, only changing his name and stature
This guy has eaten poverty for sure, he has lived in Kiambu for eternity. They were the first converters of Ngonya Wa Gakonya Thaai Thathaiya Ngai sect. I have heard him saying Ngai ni Mwega Jesu Gitari ho where Posta Kiambu stands where they used to converge every Sunday. He used to stay in a mabati shack in Mathare slum near Kiambu town which he used to struggle paying. He started singing as a side hustle selling cassettes in pubs. Breakthrough came in when he sang Kimiiri which sold well and was used as an Hiv campaign song. Lucy Kibaki invited him to state house where he was rewarded handsomely. From there his music mojo gained traction and he started a studio on Kirinyaga Road
Midget moved from slum to a two bedroom house in Kiambu town and a Prado to boast. He started eyeing a neighbours wife whom he used to chew when husband was not around at her house.Neighbour was informed of the relationship, pretended to leave on job, left caretaker to spy on him , came back later when they were in the deed. Mahns took the wife back to her parents plus the kids and moved from Nairobi
Short man now fame got to his head, decided to go to low lying fruits and who this this time, the sister in law who they used to live with. He impregnated her, she was taken back to the in laws village to hide the shame . They separated for a while but the nigha was still churning hits so the wife had to eat humble pie come back to her matrimonial home
The midget he goat built an apartment in Kiambu town topping up with bank loan. He had a reserved one bedroom man cave slaughter house. Here he chewed anything with a skirt and walking. Bank came calling, he had to sell it at a throw away price. The one who purchased it redid the design and is one of the most beautiful looking apartment in the town. Can provide pics of the same
Uhuru came calling, he kulad campaign money like fuakin wakiwa na Shiro Gp. He then jumped him with lootall and from there things went downhill. Scandals became his second name, he married the second wife who’s a village calico as exhibited by her recent posts chiding Njeri the first wife on social media posts.