Kichomi vs Furity
Over the past 3 days we have been taken captive by 2 women bulls who have been tearing each other to pieces and left us splashed with mud and dirt and blood….
The cast…
1. Essie DocLove also known as Kichomi wife of Mighty Salim and now known as Esther Baumbach wife of Todd Baumbach, Millionaire extraordinaire
2. Purity Macharia also known as Nduta Msuti alias Slimming doctor, single mother
Others in the cast include Lizzy Pastoress, Wangombe, Mateeth the mysterious man, et al…
In all fairness, let’s take you back a few days. Udaku haitaki uvivu. We shall rest in heaven.
3 days before the epic fight, Kichomi began the fight by posting a video of Lizzy the pastoress of kissing a dude with eyes closed looking like she was about to die from orgasm.
Here are some pictures πΈ
Here’s the video.
People didn’t respond well to Kichomi. She was expecting to be praised for exposing behind the scenes. Half were upset with her for trying to bring down a fellow woman. The other half were upset with the pastoress because she usually acts holy Joe.
The pastoress Lizzy responded thus…
It was then that Slimming doctor jumped into the fight and took the side of Lizzy and wondered how much money she would have to be paid to bring down another woman. She posted thus…
The weekend was quiet. But then zkichomi got bored in her lonely house and decided to stir the fires π₯ again by criticizing another woman’s dress π. Kichomi posted
Let’s understand that Kichomi makes a living by marketing products and it’s therefore in her interest to burn people and get more fans to subscribe to her channel. At the same time she has blocked π« thousands of other women because she can’t stand to be in the firing line.
Some wounded women took pictures from Kichomi wall and the next day when Essie Kichomi, former wife of Mighty Salim woke up, she found herself trending in the ugliest light blue dress π which people nicknamed the
Alas! That was the beginning of a fight that lasted for two days between 2 bulls. Essie Kichomi and Furity Dr Slim Msuti. When 2 bulls fight we stand aside and cheer each of the bulls until they kill each other.
Msuti posted…
Several other women, thousands of them laughed at the dress of Kichomi. That day Kichomi cried real tears π’. And then she posted that she was selling her house items in order to move to a smaller house before relocating to the USA where her husband Todd Baumbach has gifted her a house.
In a cryptic move that sent her enemies scattering, Esther Baumbach aka Kichomi, announced that she was moving in a few months to the USA.
She unleashed a picture of the house her husband gifted her on her 40th birthday, with the following caption…
“Then he said, come here my child. Isn’t this what you always wanted? Here you go. His name is Ebenezer, the one and only living God.
My 40th birthday surprise from my HUSBAND two years ago awaits β€οΈ
Oh wait I also wanted a horse but this setup isn’t fit for one so since we are 30 minutes away from the beach, I settled for a small family yacht and guess what? He said yesπ
The move left her enemies frothing at the mouth as she had spent all day being bullied by people including Msuti Furity and Wangombe and Mateeth among others.
Here are some interesting screenshots.
As usual Facebook in-laws were quick to investigate π and decided that Kichomi was lying.
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