Octogenarian Urinator
Once upon a time Miguna Miguna entertained us on these streets by calling people catchy amusing names. He had the best stories ever. And the smoothest English language words. He is a lawyer after all. We have regurgitated one of his stories below.
Y’all remember the Octogenarian Urinator?
Who was he? You ask. Well, below is something that Miguna Miguna posted. We decided to feature it in our internet never forgets series.
Miguna Miguna’s Narration:
As per Miguna:
“When adults batter children, the question shouldn’t be “what did the children do” but should be how do we PUNISH the adults for abusing power and barbarically battering innocent children? When a man beats up his wife, the question must be of GENDER VIOLENCE; not marital blues.
Because no one is above the Constitution of Kenya, 2010; the principles about the Rule of Law and constitutionalism and democracy. Not Despot Uhuru Kenyatta. Not Conman Raila Odinga. Not William Ruto. No one. SOVEREIGNTY, POWER and BASIC RIGHTS belong to the People of Kenya.
Kenyan workers: You have nothing to lose but your Octogenarian Urinator Francis Atwoli who has looted all your land and dues and prefers spending his time singing lullabies to Despot Uhuru Kenyatta and Conman Raila Odinga. Get up and fight for your rights. Give May Day MEANING.
When Despot Uhuru Kenyatta, his family and other cabals GRAB public land from Kikuyu, Kalenjin and other peasants and make them destitute and homeless we have a COLLECTIVE POSITIVE DUTY to fight for their rights, defeat the violators and make Kenya a THRIVING DEMOCRACY. #UhuruMustGo #DespotsMustFall”
Here at Rafeekee, we can only ask, so, where is the urinator nowadays?