As told by Caleb himself
So, in my early 20s I was madly in love with this girl…Who is like me? I bought flowers pale Kenyatta Market. Since Ankoo didn’t have a car, the Rose flowers were wrapped in old newspapers ndio nisipoteze gangster points!
I’m that ooonnne, walked hadi National Oil Petrol station next to Times Tower to pick a friend’s car I had hired for 24hrs. Drove to Zimmerman where I used to live in a SQ. Following morning at 3am, I drove to my girlfriend’s house ukooooo, Komarock Phase anga 3, sijui 4 ama 5.
Any way, her cousin & I had planned how I’d prepare breakfast for the love of my life, the one He kept for me, my ride or die – ndio breakfast ikue hot. I removed the flowers from the boot, got into the kitchen & made tea, also fried two Kienyeji eggs that I had carried with me all the way from Zimmerman.
The cousin showed me her room – kwa mwendo wa unyo unyo I went up the stairs, my babe was about to get breakfast in bed – literally ☺️
Woke her up with a kiss, tray in hand with tea, fried eggs, mandathi mbili with Rose flowers on the side.
Si this gender started crying because of the surprise, she got soo emoshonooo ni kama hakuwai fanyiwa surprise kama hio na this gender that slept with Uriah’s wife 🙄
Ta-imagine bado niliwachwa after all that wana I did. Moral of the story: Ruto must reduce taxes.